User:Sia

Sia

Crazy, stupid, ignorant and not all that bright. Yep, I'm as dumb as bricks and twice as ignorant. I tend to make lots of mistakes, and even though I try to learn, I just can't seem to grasp anything more complicated than what I already know.

If you rp with me, you will find that I tend to lose in rp fights quite often. I have no original idea's and tend to steal anything I do have from existing video games or anime or television shows. Or a combination there-of. None of my characters are broken, but tend to suck anyways.

You have been warned, that rping with me is like rping with a mentally deficient child. At least you will enjoy yourself by poking fun at my rp style and my lack of creativity. Have a nice day.

Anti-Sia

Sane, sharp, aware, and brighter than Sirius A (which my counterpart probably thinks is a satellite radio station), few can match my sheer aptitude and keenness. All that I grace perfects perfection, and merely being in the presence of others causes their IQs to gradually rise. Sometimes, I suddenly comprehend things out of sheer insight and intuition that are centuries ahead of modern human philosophical thinking.

Woe be you, should you ever choose to engage my roleplaying characters in battle, be it of wits or of force. My creative constructs are so intensely ingenuous and cunningly preplanned that you could not accurately copy or otherwise simulate them no matter how you tried, much less best them. Many accuse me of having grandfathered techniques and characters because of how impossible their concepts are, but their arguments are tragically cut short when I inform them that they were only applied for and approved an hour ago.

You have been warned. Creating an imaginary scene with me is akin to acting with William Shakespeare, out-thinking Albert Einstein, and waging war against Napoleon Bonaparte. At least you can take comfort in the fact that the magnitude of greatness in my imagination is usually sufficient to instantly and painlessly kill my play partners. Yours will be a swift and blissful execution.

(( ... I dunno about you guys, but I think I like Sia better. ))